Only The Undead Ones
(Our store is in a mall, but instead of having the gates like most stores, we have big glass doors. The mall closes at 9 pm; at 9:30 pm, a customer comes up to the door.)
Customer: *pulls at the door, then knocks*
Employee: *goes over to the door and unlocks it*
Customer: “Are ya’ll closed?”
Employee: “Yes, and so is every other store in this mall.”
Customer: “Why? Ya’ll should stay open at night. Ain’t that when your customers come out?”