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I work in a pet store. We have a policy where we basically have to accept a return no matter the condition of the product or the situation. Customers know this and take advantage of it.

A woman comes in with a ripped, completely empty bag — one of those HUGE dog food bags.

Customer: “I’m returning this because my dog didn’t like the taste.”

Me: “But… there’s nothing left. Your dog ate it all.”

Customer: “Yeah, but he didn’t like it!”