Only One Of Those Things Is True
Elementary/Primary School | Learning
| October 22, 2014
(I work as a teacher’s aide at an elementary school. I normally work with upper graders, but a few days a week I have recess duty on the kindergarten playground. This story takes place one of the days I am on the kindergarten playground.)
Kindergartner: *pointing at me* “You’re married!”
Me: “I am?”
(Note: I am not married. I am not in the habit of wearing rings, either.)
Kindergartner: “You have a husband!”
Me: “I do? Why didn’t I know this?”
Kindergartner: “Justin Bieber is gay!”
(I am stunned into silent confusion as she ran off to play some more.)
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
