Only Looking For Puddle-Deep Conversations

(My fiancé and I are known for having long-winded conversations about very unimportant or trivial things. We are lying in bed when it starts to rain outside.)

Me: “Is it still rain after it hits the ground?”

(After a few seconds of silence my fiancé rolls over and turns on his lamp, getting ready to have a long discussion about my question.)

Me: “No, wait! I take it back! Go back to sleep!”

Fiancé: “Are you sure?”

Me: “I can’t hear you. I’m sleeping.”