Only Knows His QWERTYs
(I’m in my office when my receptionist comes in.)
Receptionist: “[My Name], have you been in the personnel files? They’re a mess.”
Me: “No. I told [New Guy] to take a look at them last week, though. Maybe he hasn’t gotten around to it.”
Receptionist: “No, he told me he finished yesterday.”
Me: “Well, it’s only us three who have access to them.”
(We decide to double check with the new guy and he confirms it has been done. I decide to check the files myself while the receptionist looks amused. They’re sorted correctly up to G, and then it goes completely insane.)
Me: “Well, either someone’s playing a joke or he’s lying.”
Receptionist: “I wonder…”
(She leaves the room for a moment and comes back with a confused expression.)
Receptionist: “He… doesn’t know the alphabet.”
Me: “…”
(We ended up putting sticky notes on the walls with the alphabet on them; one note for each letter. It really helped the guy, and our boss found it hilarious.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?