Only In LA

| Right | July 7, 2008

(This is an adult store in Los Angeles. Enter a fat, balding guy in his 40s.)

Guy: “Hello, Miss.”

Me: “Good morning.”

Guy: “Do you have any–HOLY ****! You’re a girl!”

Me: “I am?”

Guy: “Shouldn’t you be at home, getting ready for your husband, cooking or something?”

Me: “I burn salads. My WIFE tends to cook more.”

Guy: “Holy ****! You’re a heathen!”

Me: “Doom upon me. What was it you wanted?”

Guy: “Whatever. Got any Bibles?”

Me: “???”

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  • Izaiah Salter

    Why would someone ask for a bible in a sex shop? Isn’t that like going to Burger King and asking for a Big Mac?

  • Izaiah Salter

    Why would someone ask for a bible in a sex shop? Isn’t that like going to Burger King and asking for a Big Mac?

  • Trillium

    Well, sex shop could have bibles as a part of slutty nun outfit.
    I guess there could also be dildos with crucifixes painted on them.
    And whole other hose of christian paraphernalia for people who get off “satanist” aesthetic.

    What I’m saying, sex shop is not the worst place to go for religious items.