Only Half-Bigoted

(I am being hit on in a bar.)

Guy: “So where is it you’re from exactly?”

Me: “Well, my dad’s English, but my mum is Indonesian, so I’ve lived in both places while I was growing up.”

Guy: “Oh, okay. Well, at least you look like the white half.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Guy: “I just find girls who aren’t white really unattractive. You’re okay though, because you look white, and not like the Indonesian half.”

Me: “What?!”

Guy: “Lighten up, it’s a compliment! So, can I get your number then?”