Only Goes Off At Breaking Dawn

| USA | Romantic | July 6, 2012

(I wake up as I feel something in my neck. It’s my girlfriend softly biting me.)

Me: “Good morning, dear.”

Girlfriend: “Guess what I am.”

Me: *kisses her forehead* “Adorable?”

Girlfriend: *bites my nose* “A vampire-alarm-clock!”

Me: *looks out of the window* “Ah, the sun is rising! You’d better hide!”

Girlfriend: *smiles* “No, I’m a sun-proof vampire!”

Me: “Great! Can I take you to work? I’ve an appointment at eleven!”

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