Only Feed The Trolls Their Own Medicine
(A chat comes in from Turkey, which raises flags right away as we only have services in the US. This “customer” establishes themselves immediately as a troll. They say not to feed them, but a kick in the troll’s shorts, closing chat, and banning them for life seems better.)
Me: “Welcome to [local ISP]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “STFU maybe?”
Me: “I am sorry; we don’t offer that.”
Customer: “Shut up, b****.”
Me: “I am sorry; we, again, don’t offer that. But if you check with your mother, I am sure she does.”
Customer: *closes the chat*
Me: *bans user until 2999*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
