Only Demoing Democracy
(I am watching my sisters while my parents are out. We are trying to decide what to do.)
Sister #1: “We could watch a movie.”
Me: “Alright, let’s vote. Who wants to watch a movie?”
(They all raise their hands, and I don’t.)
Me: “Too bad this isn’t a democracy!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?