Onion Or Apple Of My Eye-Glasses

My roommate has recently gotten glasses for his near-sightedness, though, unlike me, he doesn’t wear his glasses all the time for some reason. I was unaware of how bad his near-sightedness was until last week, when I was eating an apple for breakfast. My roommate walks into the room at that moment.

Roommate: “Are you eating an onion?”

Me: *Confused.* “…What?”

Roommate: “It looks like you’re eating an onion.”

Me: “…This is an apple. Y’know, like I eat every morning?”

Roommate: *Shrugs.* “I mean, hey, I don’t judge if you wanna eat an onion.”

He’d also thought the somewhat hilly shortcut he usually takes while walking home was completely flat until he put on his glasses, but it was this moment that drove home for me how badly he needs those glasses!