One Way To Fill The Conversation Vacuum

| Related | January 5, 2016

(I’m out to dinner with my four-year-old nephew and his parents. There’s live music tonight, a guy with a guitar, and he’s right next to our table, so when he finally takes a break we let the little guy go put the tip in his bucket. My nephew has a particular fixation/obsession, however…)

Me: “C’mon, little dude, give the man the money.”

His Dad: “And tell him you liked the music!”

Nephew: *walks over and puts the tip in, then just stands there*

Guitarist: “Thank you!”

Nephew: “I like vacuums!”

(Cue simultaneous triple-facepalm. Guess what my nephew dressed as for Halloween?)

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