One Tweet Too Far

In the gift shop where I work, we have a selection of cute clothing and gifts with animal-themed puns. Two women walk in and begin looking through the clothing, eventually coming across a nightshirt that depicts a variety of cartoon birds and the phrase, “TWEET DREAMS.”

Lady #1: *Starts cracking up* “Look at this!”

[Lady #2] just blankly stares.

Lady #1: “Oh, right, you don’t get it because you don’t use Twitter, so you don’t tweet.”

I resisted the urge to slam my forehead into the cash register.