One Tweet Too Far
In the gift shop where I work, we have a selection of cute clothing and gifts with animal-themed puns. Two women walk in and begin looking through the clothing, eventually coming across a nightshirt that depicts a variety of cartoon birds and the phrase, “TWEET DREAMS.”
Lady #1: *Starts cracking up* “Look at this!”
[Lady #2] just blankly stares.
Lady #1: “Oh, right, you don’t get it because you don’t use Twitter, so you don’t tweet.”
I resisted the urge to slam my forehead into the cash register.
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer that lied or scammed to get what they wanted.
