One Thought Follows The Other

(My wife and I (we’re both women) are shopping and we keep running into another lesbian couple. We’ve seen them earlier at another shop a couple of blocks away and now we’ve both come to the same grocery store. One of the women smells significantly of a manly cologne. My wife is picking two avocados as we joke about the other couple.)

Me: “They’re following us for sure!”

Wife: “I know; it’s because we’re so hot.”

Me: “One of them smells awful.”

Wife: *thinking I mean the avocados and smells both of her hands carefully* “Which one?”