One Plate Of Hot Air, Coming Right Up

Customer: “I’d like the tofu and veggie dish, but I want that with no tofu.”

Me: “Sure! We could add in chicken, or beef, or–”

Customer: “No, I don’t want that. I just don’t like tofu.”

Me: “I understand that. I don’t really care for it, myself.”

Customer: “It’s not even a veggie… Oh, and can I have no veggies in that?”

Me: “…What?”

Customer: “I don’t want any veggies in that, either.”

Me: “So… you want the tofu & veggie dish with no tofu, no meat, and no veggies?”

Customer: “Yes!”