One Of Their Elk

(This story is from when I was born. I am two weeks late, and scheduled for a C-section. The doctors all think I am going to be a normal 7 pound baby, but I surprise them by being 10 pounds, 4 oz.)

Doctor: *seeing me for the first time* “Oh my god, it’s a moose!”

Mom: *whose view is blocked* “Well, is it a boy moose or a girl moose!?”