One Is About Nuts, And One Isn’t
(I’m setting up for a stand-up comedy show one afternoon at the theatre on campus. It’s late morning, and I’m the only one in the building. I’m sweeping the stage when a middle-aged woman walks into the house, and the following exchange occurs.)
Woman: “The Nutcracker isn’t here, is it?”
Me: “No.”
Woman: “It’s at [Other Theatre], isn’t it?”
Me: “Possibly, but I’m not sure.”
(I didn’t have the heart to tell her that the show here was called “D**k Loss Prevention”!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
