One More Of These And I’ll Squit

, , , , | Right | October 3, 2010

Customer: “I’ll have the chicken salad.”

Me: “All right.”

Customer: “Is there MSG in it?”

Me: “There might be some in the dressing. I can check for you. Are you allergic?

Customer: “No, it just gives me diarrhea.”

Me: “Uh… okay?”

Customer’s Friend: “That’s too much information!”

Customer: “No, she needs to know. You need to know, right?”

(Pause.)

Me: *nervous laughter* “Oh, absolutely.”

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