One Makes You High, One Gets You In The Sky

(My best friend is obsessed with the video game Skylanders. You can unlock new characters in the game by buying new figures for it, and we’re browsing the store for new ones.)

Friend: “I gotta tell you. It’s crazy how much I’ve spent on this. I think I’ve probably spent over $100 buying new figures for this d*** game.”

Me: “You know? I think crack is cheaper.”

Friend: “Yeah, but not as much fun!”