One Last Parting Shot

(A man realized that he was unable to pay for his groceries a few checkouts away from mine and had to leave his cart full of items behind. As he stormed off, he let off a tirade of insults at his cashier, finally stopping as he passed my register, gaping in awe at my long hair. I’m a guy, by the way.)

Pissed Customer: “AND YOU! GET A HAIRCUT! YOU LOOK STUPID!”

Me: “…”