Chuck Almighty
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| October 27, 2011
(My boyfriend of 2 years and I have a long distance relationship, so we text message each other a lot. One “I love you more” argument happens like this…)
Boyfriend: “I love you more.”
Me: “No, I love YOU more.”
Boyfriend: “I love you more times infinity.”
Me: “I love you more times Chuck Norris.”
Boyfriend: “I love you more times Morgan Freeman’s voiceovers.”
Me: “D*** it.”
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