One Keeps Them In The Purple, The Other In The Black

(My boyfriend and I are in the living room together. I’m at our desk paying our bills online, and he’s playing the game ‘Destiny’ on his Xbox.)

Me: “Wow, it feels so good to be able to catch up on all these bills. I hate being behind, and it makes me happy looking at my bank account and seeing all these payments being caught up.”

Boyfriend: “Ooh, look, honey! When I run, purple stuff comes out!”

(This is why I’m in charge of the bills.)