One Is The Stupidest Number

, , | Right | November 28, 2019

(A customer calls in needing to pay for his new cell phone and set up auto-refill. He is on his home phone.)

Me: “All you have to do is listen to the terms and conditions, and press 1 to accept them, that’ll—”

Customer: *cuts me off* “Hold on, what phone do I press 1 on? The cell phone, or the phone I am on?”

(It takes me a moment to realize what he’s asking.)

Me: “Oh, the phone you are on, sir.”

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