His Point Is Entmoot

(An outside consultant working in our department notices the box of doughnuts on my desk.)

Consultant: “What’s the occasion?”

Me: “It’s [Coworker]’s birthday. He brought them in.”

Consultant: “Wait, you bring treats for other people on your own birthday around here?!”

Me: “Yep. I guess we’re all hobbits!”

Consultant: “What you are is geeks.”

Me: “Says the man who did not ask me to explain the reference.”

Consultant: “…point.”