One Giant Leap For Stupidity

, , , , | Friendly | August 24, 2017

(I’ve been invited to the home of a friend to hang out with him and his male cousin, who’s visiting from out of town. When I go to leave, I find a note stuck to one of my boots. It reads, “LOL dude you got some tiny-a** feet!” Baffled, since my feet are basically average-sized for a woman, I stick the note in my coat pocket and head out. The next time I come over, I’m let into the house by my friend’s roommate, who sees me start unlacing my boots and turns bright red.)

Roommate: “Oh, those are YOUR shoes!”

Me: “Uh, yeah…? Hey, did you write this note last time?”

Roommate: “I thought they were [Cousin’s].”

Me: “Wait… you actually went to the effort of leaving a note mocking a total stranger because you thought he had small feet?”

Roommate: “I just thought it would be funny. It’s a guy thing!”

Me: “I’m pretty sure it’s a you thing…”

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