One Giant Leap Backwards For Mankind

(My boyfriend and I have only been dating for a few days, but he’s driving me up from Indiana University to Purdue University for a tournament.)

Me: “Purdue has the Neil Armstrong building. He was a student there.”

Boyfriend: “Really? That’s cool!”

Me: “Yep. My grandma was sorority sisters with his first wife. She was a bridesmaid in their wedding.”

Boyfriend: “Oh wow! It must have been a real bummer with all the drugs then.”

Me: “…that was Lance Armstrong.”

Boyfriend: “Oh my god… I can’t believe I just did that!”