One Giant Leap Backward For Mankind
Some friends are playing a quickfire name game. The category is firsts and seconds:
Me: “First president?”
Friend: “George Washington!”
Me: “Second president?”
Friend: “Oh… uhm… Alexander Hamilton?”
Me: “No. John Adams.”
Friend: “Ugh, who knows stuff like that?”
Me: “First man on the moon.”
Friend: “Christopher Columbus!”
Me: “…”
Friend: “What?”
Me: “The moon.”
Friend: “Yeah?”
Me: “You think Christopher Columbus landed on the moon?”
Friend: “Yeah!”
Me: “No, it’s Neil Armstrong.”
Friend: “Whoever that is.”
Me: “I guess there’s no point in asking this, but… second man on the moon?”
Friend: *Blank look.*
Me: “Buzz Aldrin.”
Friend: “See, now I know you’re yanking my chain because that’s the spaceman from Toy Story!”
As all my other friends are laughing:
Me: “I don’t want to play anymore…”
