One Foto In The Grave

(I am working the photo center of a thrill ride, where people can look at and buy the photo taken of them in their ride car. An older couple comes up and orders their picture.)

Older lady: “I don’t need a bag. My kids and grandkids are right over there.” *points to a corner of the store*

Me: “Sure thing. Here’s your printed picture. How does it look?”

Older lady: *taking the photo* “That’s great! They’re gonna love it when we’re dead!” *walks off*