One Fine Day With A Cluck And An Oink…

, , , | Right | May 12, 2019

(I work at a popular supermarket as a self-checkout host. It’s a day before Thanksgiving, and all registers are full. I have a woman in her late 20s or early 30s with two toddlers come up to me with this gem.)

Woman: “Excuse me. I have a question.”

Me: *expecting the worst, but being my friendly self* “Sure, what’s up?”

Woman: *in all seriousness, holds a frozen turkey to me* “Is this made of pork?”

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