One Door Closes, And That’s About It

(My brother and I are sitting in the living room eating dinner. I’ve started doing some laundry and the washing machine is making some really strange noises.)

Me: “I don’t like the sound that washing machine is making.”

(My brother gets up and closes the kitchen door.)

Brother: “Problem solved!”

(To this day, he says ‘most of life’s problems can be solved by closing a door’. People think he’s being really profound, but we know better!)