One Could Cure The Other

(I am on break at work and I run to the store. On my way back I get a text from a coworker asking me where I went, so I use my phone’s talk-to-text option to tell him I went to the store to buy a specific item. When I arrive back at work, all of my coworkers are snickering and start giving me a hard time. Confused, I look at my phone, and I can’t help but laugh.)

What I Said: “I ran down the street to get some Blistex.”

What My Phone Said: “I ran down the street to get some boy sex.”