One Can Dream…

I’m the idiot customer in this tale. I am at a big chain store buying groceries and a new phone on one of those pay-as-you-go plans. The cashier can’t get the phone to work through her register for some reason and has to send me over to customer service to see what we can do about the phone. She hands me a receipt that has my grocery items on it, as well.

Me: “Oh, my God, did you guys pay for my groceries?”

Cashier: *Pauses* “No, this is to bring to customer service, too, so you can get your groceries paid for there, as well, so it can be all in one transaction.”

Me: “Oh… sorry.”