One Born Every Five Minutes
(My coworker and I have just closed the shop and are mopping up, ready to leave. I have already put all the food away and closed both of my tills when a woman walks up and tries tugging on the door and then starts screaming.)
Customer: “YOU GUYS HAVE FIVE MINUTES LEFT!”
(I look at the clock to make sure and see that we are indeed closed.)
Coworker: *motions towards the back, signaling we are closed*
Customer: “NO! YOU GUYS HAVE FIVE F****** MINUTES!”
(She proceeds to get in her car and start honking and flipping us off as she drives away.)
Coworker: “Does she think doing that is going to make us open for her?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.