One Bite And You’re Hooked
(It’s the first day of the school year. I’m new to the school and know absolutely no one. In my first class, we are assigned alphabetically to seats. The teacher has us grouped together and has us introduce ourselves.)
Girl #1: “Hi, I’m [Girl #1] and this is [Girl #2]. Don’t worry, we don’t bite.”
Girl #2: “Wanna bet?”
(Girl #2 grabs Girl #1’s arm and literally bites it. I burst out laughing because this is exactly my sense of humor.)
Girl #1: *to Girl #2* “Did you actually just bite me? Why are we friends?” *to me* “You can move if you want. I would totally understand.”
(And that’s how I met my best friends in high school.)
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