One Bad Pickup Line, A Hundred Stitches
Male Customer: “Do you guys accept tips?”
Female Coworker: “Yeah, but we try to discourage it. We’d like to think our service is free.”
Male Customer: “Well, um… Here’s a tip.”
(The customer pulls out his phone number on a piece of paper. The female coworker’s boyfriend was right behind the customer.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
