One Adopted Every Minute
(I’m a male cashier at a hardware store. A male customer in his 20s approaches me.)
Customer: “Hey! Some lady is messin’ around in the aisle over there!”
(I can see from the counter that the woman he’s talking about is one of my coworkers, a valued employee.)
Me: “Actually, sir, she works here.”
Customer: “The hell she does! Women don’t know s*** about this stuff! She’s a useless employee and you wasted your money hiring her. I went up to her and asked if y’all carried square-handled double monkey wrenches, and she told me this store doesn’t carry those!”
Me: “That’s… not a real thing, sir. Those don’t exist.”
Customer: “Yeah, but that dumb b**** didn’t say that when I asked her! Women are f****** useless.”
Me: *getting angry* “A woman gave birth to you. Do you think that’s worthless?”
Customer: “No, actually, she didn’t! I wasn’t born! I’m adopted!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.