Once, Twice, Three Times A Baby

| Related | July 13, 2013

(My cousins are about seven and nine years old. They are sitting on the couch with their sister, and squabbling over something. The older one bops the other in the nose.)

Younger Cousin: “Ow! You’re a fail! You should have been the third child; that’s the one dad didn’t want!”

(The entire room falls silent.)

Uncle: “Heh… I should probably be more careful about what I say around the kids, shouldn’t I?”

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