On The Straight And Narrow (Minded), Part 3
(My uncle is gay, but isn’t flamboyant. He works as a service advisor at a car dealership. He is scheduling an appointment for an elderly customer.)
Uncle: “All right. So, if you come in next week we can fix your car. However, I am going to be on vacation next week, so you’ll need to see [other service advisor].
Customer: “Ah, that’s all right. Where are you heading to?”
Uncle: “I’m going to Cape Cod.”
Customer: “Well, be careful up there.”
Uncle: “Why?”
Customer: “Cause up there’s Queersville.”
Uncle: “Uh… excuse me?!”
Customer: “Queersville; it’s full of f**s!”
Uncle: *calmly* “Thank you for warning me. I’ll be sure to tell my boyfriend, cause he sure hates f**s!”
Customer: *turns pales and leaves*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
