On The Need For Hazard Pay, Part 3

Me: “This is Internet tech support. What can I do for you?”

Customer: “Uhm, yeah. I have a problem with my computer.”

Me: “Okay, what seems to be the issue?”

Customer: “There is a big vagina on the screen and I can’t get it off.”

Me: “That would be an advanced support question. One moment while I transfer you…”