On The Need For Hazard Pay, Part 2
(A sixty-year-old customer with a hefty beer gut comes into our clothing store. Note that I am an eighteen-year-old female.)
Customer: “Excuse me, miss, I’m looking for Speedos?”
Me: “Oh, right. Well, if you go to the front of the store and turn to your left, there are a few of them on a stand there.”
(The customer continues to stand there staring at me.)
Me: “Is there anything else I can help you with, sir?”
Customer: “Would you like to see me try the Speedos on?”
Me: *horrified look*
Customer: “Just checking.”
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