On The Horn(y) Of A Dilemma

Romantic | January 2, 2014

(My company has invited every employee and some business partners, with their significant others, to a Christmas dinner at a famous steakhouse. While working, I chat with my boyfriend via email to plan the evening. We will drive with his car from his place. He does not want to be late.)

Boyfriend: “When will we drive to the dinner? 7 pm? I marked 8 pm in my calendar for when the dinner starts.”

Me: “Well, I will be home by hopefully 6 pm at the latest. Then I’ll shower and try to find clothes. I guess you will have showered before then, because you left the hair blower at my place. So it could get past 7 pm when I will be over. You know, women and clothes! Are we not going to have sex before we get there?”

Boyfriend: “Sex? Then we will be late for the steak. Why do you confront me with such a hard decision?”

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