On The Aisle To Enlightenment
(My friend told me this story the other day. We are both clerks at a local discount grocery store. We have new owners, who have recently started playing music other than ’70s Top 40 and early 2000s soft pop on the store intercom.)
Customer: “Could you have that music turned off? It’s the devil’s music. I know because I’m enlightened.”
(The music in question was something by Van Halen. My friend was confused, and looked at the customer, an older woman, incredulously.)
Worker: “Can I direct you to my—”
Customer: “And judging you by your response, you’re not enlightened. Bye.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?