On Her Pokémon Gold Behavior

School | Related | February 6, 2013

(I’m a girl, and I am texting my Dad. My 17th birthday was the week before, and I got a 3DS.)

Me: “Guess what? GUESS WHAT!? THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THE NEW POKÉMON. YOU’RE RIGHT BEHIND YOUR PERSON, INSTEAD OF ABOVE. THERE ARE NEW STARTERS. ONE’S A FOX. I’M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. IT’S ONLY FOR THE 3DS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH MY GOD!”

(I continue texting him about the new game. He responds a few hours later.)

Dad: “Well, at least it’s not boys and beer.”

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