On Her Best Bee-hive-ior
(We’re leaving the Farmer’s Market and passing the honey stand. We return four empty jars to them and my 7-year-old daughter tastes their honey (as she does every week). She buys some with her allowance (as she does periodically).
Bee lady: *as we are about to leave* “Oh, wait. I want to give your daughter something.”
(She starts to hand us a honey stick.)
Me: “Thanks, but we just bought honey sticks.”
Bee lady: “I want to give her a reward for bringing back all those containers.”
Me: “Why don’t you save it until next week? She had your tastings and already ate a honey stick. That’s enough for her.”
Daughter: “I already had my reward. I got to buy more honey!”
(The bee lady smiles.)
Daughter: “I got yummy honey! That’s all the reward I need.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?