On A Steak Out
(I’m a policeman and my colleagues and I go to a sandwich shop for something to eat. I order my sandwich and it’s the turn of my colleague.)
Officer: “What’s in a steak and cheese?”
Assistant: “I’m sorry?
Officer: ” The steak and cheese, what’s in it?
Assistant: “Steak and cheese?”
Me: “Don’t worry, he’ll never make detective.”
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