On A Mission To Entertain

| Friendly | January 29, 2015

(I’m in church. A missionary is addressing the congregation. She’s from Hawaii.)

Missionary: “Brothers and sisters, aloha!”

Congregation: “Aloha!”

Missionary: “Oh good, you’re awake! So, I was asked to share some of the things we’ve been teaching people, but it’s Memorial Day, so I’m just gonna sing Yankee Doodle… Just kidding!”

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