On A Different Animal Planet
(My cousin and I are playing the alphabet game with animals.)
Me: “Ape”
Cousin: “Blobfish.”
Me: “What?”
Cousin: “It’s a fish that lives in the deep.”
Me: “Okay…Camel.”
Cousin: “Dzo.”
Me: “What?”
Cousin: “A yak and domestic cattle hybrid.”
Me: “Okay…Elephant.”
Cousin: “Fossa.”
Me: “Gerbil.”
Cousin: “Hutia.”
Me: *blank stare*
Cousin: “A rodent.”
Me: “Alright, I’m done with this game.”
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