On A Diet From Allergies

| England, UK | Friendly | May 18, 2017

Friend: “Can I try some?”

Me: “But I thought you couldn’t have pastry?”

Friend: “Only when I’m dieting.”

Me: “You said you broke out in hives!”

Friend: “Only when I’m DIETING!”

(She practically ate my entire pastry, then when the waitress asked her if she wanted some more, she said she was allergic. I’ve known her for about 20 years, and I thought she was allergic the entire time…)

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