OMG At WTF

(My brother and I are sitting in the living room watching TV. My mom is nearby browsing the internet.)

Mom: “Hey guys? What does ‘WTF’ mean?”

(My brother and I fall off the couch cracking up at the randomness of her question.)

Brother: “It means what the food!”

Me: “It means what the Frodo!”

Mom: “Uh…”

Me: “Okay, really it means ‘what the…'” *mouths the f-word*

Mom: “Oh, my God! Why does this website sell t-shirts with ‘WTF’ written on them?”