Older, Not Wiser
(My husband and I were born 5 days apart. Just after midnight, my husband comes up to me, and gives me a hug and kiss.)
Husband: “Happy birthday.”
Me: “Aw! Thank you! I lov—”
Husband: “You’re now a year older than me!”
(He happy dances off to the kitchen for a drink.)
Me: “You know that—”
Husband: “Shush! Let me enjoy these 5 days when I’m married to an ‘older woman’!”
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